Ain't She Sweet

Although filthy, she looks sweet. Right? Wrong. She's brutal. Last, night while tucking in this little angel, she told me there was a white fuzzy thing in my hair. Never wanting to be seen with a stray fuzzy in my hair, I ran my fingers through the general area to rid myself of the foreign substance. She was still looking at me funny so I asked her to get it. She gets closer and scrunches up her face and without touching it say, "Oh, I think it's just white. It doesn't come out. It's like really old people. Like Grandma's." Does anyone want a filthy little girl?